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Disconnect the Pinwheel detonator :iconsarto-jr:sarto-jr 1 0 If you were going to see Jim Cummins, :iconsarto-jr:sarto-jr 5 0 Your ticket sir :iconsarto-jr:sarto-jr 4 4 Hier j y etais :iconsarto-jr:sarto-jr 6 0 Hard provocation against the border. Protests in t :iconsarto-jr:sarto-jr 10 2 normandy :iconsarto-jr:sarto-jr 11 0 x1 :iconsarto-jr:sarto-jr 2 0 Hey, you! Excuse me! A word for the RAI... :iconsarto-jr:sarto-jr 17 0 What? With potatoes? :iconsarto-jr:sarto-jr 2 0 With age, digestion becomes more of a problem. :iconsarto-jr:sarto-jr 3 0 If you came looking for a story, :iconsarto-jr:sarto-jr 9 0 Your head's addled with novels and poems. :iconsarto-jr:sarto-jr 5 2 One hour. Then you have to have dinner :iconsarto-jr:sarto-jr 5 0 Play something. Something light. :iconsarto-jr:sarto-jr 4 0 Man, they charge, like, five dollars a strawberry :iconsarto-jr:sarto-jr 6 0 My real husband never ate in bed. :iconsarto-jr:sarto-jr 4 0

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Sarto
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Born a saturday in a wrong place, I realized I should have eaten another icecream.

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An orphan raised by red ants in Papua, Sarto was kidnapped by Batman in 1977. Imprisoned for two years, he’s got time to meditate and think about waltz in three-four time among West African giraffes. As a result, he decided to take a certified exam to become master of universe, exam he would fail in 1990.

Thus, he devoted himself to hypnosis. He obtained 3rd dan and received a certificate for hypnotizing concrete blocks.

Then, his whereabouts remain unknown

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Orphelin élevé par des fourmis rouges en Papouasie, sarto-jr a été kidnappé par Batman en 1977. Captif pendant deux années, il a eu le temps de méditer et d'avoir une longue réflexion sur la valse à trois temps chez les girafes d'Afrique. A l'issue de quoi il décida de passer son BTS "maître du monde" qu'il loupera en 1990.

Dès lors, il se consacrera essentiellement à l'hypnose pour y devenir troisième dan dans l'art de "l'hypnose des parpaings".

Ensuite, on a perdu sa trace....

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bokugakowai Featured By Owner May 25, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Happy birthday! :)
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sarto-jr Featured By Owner May 25, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
thx ;)
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bokugakowai Featured By Owner May 26, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
:hug:
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SaRaH-22 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
Hello Sarto;
We're hosting "Winter Interpretation contest" at support-Beginners group, You may want to check it out.
Sorry for any inconvenience!

Regards :rose:
Sarah  
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