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With age, digestion becomes more of a problem. by sarto-jr With age, digestion becomes more of a problem. :iconsarto-jr:sarto-jr 3 0 If you came looking for a story, by sarto-jr If you came looking for a story, :iconsarto-jr:sarto-jr 9 0 Play something. Something light. by sarto-jr Play something. Something light. :iconsarto-jr:sarto-jr 4 0 You got a problem with your eyeball, boy? by sarto-jr You got a problem with your eyeball, boy? :iconsarto-jr:sarto-jr 4 0 How did you get past my security downstairs? by sarto-jr How did you get past my security downstairs? :iconsarto-jr:sarto-jr 3 0 Sean s voice   Tonight s the night by sarto-jr Sean s voice Tonight s the night :iconsarto-jr:sarto-jr 4 0 Stop this now. You are not allowed to destroy by sarto-jr Stop this now. You are not allowed to destroy :iconsarto-jr:sarto-jr 4 2 I need a good story to move fast by sarto-jr I need a good story to move fast :iconsarto-jr:sarto-jr 6 0 You're sitting there, talking in circles by sarto-jr You're sitting there, talking in circles :iconsarto-jr:sarto-jr 6 4 I wanted to make you Marilyn Monroe. by sarto-jr I wanted to make you Marilyn Monroe. :iconsarto-jr:sarto-jr 7 0 I decided to eat only half of the acid at first... by sarto-jr I decided to eat only half of the acid at first... :iconsarto-jr:sarto-jr 8 2 Here's a beautiful handmade holster I had made in by sarto-jr Here's a beautiful handmade holster I had made in :iconsarto-jr:sarto-jr 3 0 Termites. They've already eaten up two crosses. by sarto-jr Termites. They've already eaten up two crosses. :iconsarto-jr:sarto-jr 5 0 I'm only doing this for an ex-wife and 3 kids. by sarto-jr I'm only doing this for an ex-wife and 3 kids. :iconsarto-jr:sarto-jr 5 0 Clowning around? I've got a bloody nose! by sarto-jr Clowning around? I've got a bloody nose! :iconsarto-jr:sarto-jr 23 4 The idea is not to find them. by sarto-jr The idea is not to find them. :iconsarto-jr:sarto-jr 5 0

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Born a saturday in a wrong place, I realized I should have eaten another icecream.

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An orphan raised by red ants in Papua, Sarto was kidnapped by Batman in 1977. Imprisoned for two years, he’s got time to meditate and think about waltz in three-four time among West African giraffes. As a result, he decided to take a certified exam to become master of universe, exam he would fail in 1990.

Thus, he devoted himself to hypnosis. He obtained 3rd dan and received a certificate for hypnotizing concrete blocks.

Then, his whereabouts remain unknown

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Orphelin élevé par des fourmis rouges en Papouasie, sarto-jr a été kidnappé par Batman en 1977. Captif pendant deux années, il a eu le temps de méditer et d'avoir une longue réflexion sur la valse à trois temps chez les girafes d'Afrique. A l'issue de quoi il décida de passer son BTS "maître du monde" qu'il loupera en 1990.

Dès lors, il se consacrera essentiellement à l'hypnose pour y devenir troisième dan dans l'art de "l'hypnose des parpaings".

Ensuite, on a perdu sa trace....

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:iconbokugakowai:
bokugakowai Featured By Owner May 25, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Happy birthday! :)
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sarto-jr Featured By Owner May 25, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
thx ;)
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:iconbokugakowai:
bokugakowai Featured By Owner May 26, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
:hug:
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SaRaH-22 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
Hello Sarto;
We're hosting "Winter Interpretation contest" at support-Beginners group, You may want to check it out.
Sorry for any inconvenience!

Regards :rose:
Sarah  
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